It’s not everyday that we get a story like this, well, if you even want to call it a story. It doesn’t matter, because a masked Florida man trespassing into a Hillsborough School District employee vehicle lot and licking every car, truck and school bus he can find is something worth reporting. …Right?
The self-proclaimed ‘Licking Agent’ went on a licking spree near Tampa where he licked multiple school district staff vehicles, mostly school buses.
“I start My Adventure Inside The Staff Parking Lot…” text reads in the first part of the video. “The Target Is Located A Mile And A Half Away”, another title reads as the Licking Agent makes his way through a fenced-in school parking lot. As he walks through the schools property on his way to the vehicle lot, more text appears within the video such as, “Kept thinking to Myself what if I Got Caught…”. But what really made me laugh was when he states, “Gotta do it for my 200 subs doe :p”.
After finally reaching his ‘Target’, the Licking Agent proceeds to lick just about everything in the parking lot, even the District Transportation Office sign. What you can tell what he really likes licking is the big, yellow school buses, as he licks the sides, mirrors, red traffic signs, and even hops in a bus to disperse his tongue onto the interior.
I’m sure a lot of people will ask ‘Why?’, but I think that question is irrelevant. Since watching the video, the only thing I’m really questioning is whether the Licking Agent is a hero or a public nuisance.
Decide for yourself: